| |
213 things you can't do in the Army
by Acidus at 3:56 pm EST, Feb 7, 2004 |
] Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with
] the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very
] clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed
] to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
] allowed to do. He collected those things into a
] hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site
] hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since
] gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. My Personal Favorites: -I am not authorized to sell mineral rights.
-Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
-Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined. |
213 things you can't do in the Army
by Rattle at 7:49 pm EST, Feb 7, 2004 |
] Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with
] the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very
] clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed
] to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
] allowed to do. He collected those things into a
] hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site
] hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since
] gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. There are some great ones in here.. 87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. I live by that rule.. :) [ Its more like 30 seconds. -ed ] |
213 things you can't do in the Army
by Lost at 11:51 pm EST, Feb 7, 2004 |
] Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with
] the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very
] clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed
] to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
] allowed to do. He collected those things into a
] hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site
] hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since
] gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. There are some great ones in here.. # Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. # (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. # My name is not a killing word. |
213 things you can't do in the Army
by Abaddon at 12:07 am EST, Feb 8, 2004 |
] Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with
] the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very
] clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed
] to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
] allowed to do. He collected those things into a
] hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site
] hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since
] gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. My Personal Favorites: -I am not authorized to sell mineral rights.
-Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
-Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined. very funny |
213 things you can't do in the Army
by djspicerack at 12:03 pm EST, Feb 8, 2004 |
] Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with
] the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very
] clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed
] to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
] allowed to do. He collected those things into a
] hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site
] hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since
] gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. There are some great ones in here.. 87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. I live by that rule.. :) |
There are redundant posts not displayed in this view from the following users: wilpig, schauba.
|
|
