Decius wrote:
] ] The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system
] ] designed for maximum protection in various hostile
] ] environments.
]
] This is positively fucked up. Intruders in your home? House
] burning down? Biological warfare? Red Dawn? Just press a
] button and your bed becomes a sealed bulletproof coffin
] complete with entertainment system, rebreather, and optional
] offensive weapons systems. Sit happy and dry in your little
] pine box while you watch the cataclysm unfold through your one
] way view port.
]
] If you really feel like you need this product I suggest that
] you:
] A. Go back on your meds.
] B. Just give the mob the money you owe them.
] C. Stop watching television.
] D. Move to Alaska.
] E. All of the above.

Okayyyy it has all the amenties, such as entertainment, security, but there is no mention of something that usually comes in handy.
Breathable air? WTF??

RE: Quantum Sleeper