167799452 --
i anonymously emailed a friend a weblink that took him to the infamous "Goatse" site. He opened it work and has since been sacked. It's all my fault.

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i want to marry harry.... god i love you

850432718 --
i want to have sex with other girls
i want a boyfriend and a girlfriend but i don't want them to like each other, just me
i don't think anyone can love me

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I will kill myself with the gun I have a 3 day wait on.

268603779 --
I collect pictures of unicorns and rainbows and I'm a straight guy.