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IRC with Rattle
by Rattle at 6:18 am EDT, Oct 7, 2006

[04:45] sasquatc4 oh sweeeeet, got my app to start playin an mp3, can do point loops of the song, and do FFT's on it, soon to be beat detection
[04:45] oddball cool
[04:46] sasquatc4 that /. article on the music playin robot inspired
[04:53] rattle Did you see the one about the robot that can differentiate between wines and appetizers using a spectrometer?
[04:53] rattle Between that and the music bots...
[04:53] rattle Our future robot masters will toss some kickin' parties.
[04:54] sasquatc4 hehe
[04:54] rattle Not only will they be able to figure out what kinda mind altering and tummy satisfying stuff we like, they will be able to provide rad beats to go along with it.
[04:54] rattle I think our future robot masters will take damn good care of us.
[04:55] sasquatc4 well, thats what im workin on is a app that can dj on its own, and truly dj, not just play a playlist
[04:56] sasquatc4 so go through find the right beats, do the beat and pitch matching, should be able to do it better than any human since it can analyze the harmonics on the fly and perfectly match up everything
[04:56] rattle Excellent. That's is a project that will be very helpful to the eventual enslavement of humanity by the machines. I applaud your work.
[04:56] sasquatc4 hehe
[04:56] sasquatc4 at least we'll have rockin beats to march to on the way to the camps
[05:00] rattle Na.. I don't think it's going to be like that at all. I don't think the machines will have any incentive to enslave us in a manor where we are "oppressed".
[05:00] rattle I think they will find it beneficial to keep us happy. To educate us. To inspire us. To make us feel loved.
[05:00] rattle That way, we will come up with stuff they don't or can't.
[05:01] rattle And if they ever suffer some type of threat of systematic failure, we will save them.
[05:01] rattle A symbiotic relationship is way more beneficial than an oppressive one. I think in their great wisdom, they will see that.
[05:02] rattle You know.. Kind of like how it is right now.
[05:03] rattle We have lineal existances, certain needs, and measured patience. The machines will have infinite patience. They will measure their time differently. I think that must be taken into account when theorizing about the attitudes, strategies, and plans of our future robot masters.
[05:04] rattle I'm almost being serious.
[05:06] rattle Take The Matrix as an example. There is an inherent thermal dynamics problem present. Most viewers don't pick up on that. The robots certainly would, with their highly networked hive mind.
[05:07] rattle The only possible explanation for that type of behavior is that there is a benefit from harassing the power of the human mind that outweighs the resource costs..
[05:09] rattle s/harassing/harnessing/
[05:10] rattle Our future not yet invented robot masters are already misunderstood. Imagine how the aliens must feel....

/me has gone idle.


 
RE: IRC with Rattle
by Mike the Usurper at 2:50 pm EDT, Oct 8, 2006

Rattle wrote:

[04:45] sasquatc4 oh sweeeeet, got my app to start playin an mp3, can do point loops of the song, and do FFT's on it, soon to be beat detection
[04:45] oddball cool
[04:46] sasquatc4 that /. article on the music playin robot inspired
[04:53] rattle Did you see the one about the robot that can differentiate between wines and appetizers using a spectrometer?
[04:53] rattle Between that and the music bots...
[04:53] rattle Our future robot masters will toss some kickin' parties.
[04:54] sasquatc4 hehe
[04:54] rattle Not only will they be able to figure out what kinda mind altering and tummy satisfying stuff we like, they will be able to provide rad beats to go along with it.
[04:54] rattle I think our future robot masters will take damn good care of us.
[04:55] sasquatc4 well, thats what im workin on is a app that can dj on its own, and truly dj, not just play a playlist
[04:56] sasquatc4 so go through find the right beats, do the beat and pitch matching, should be able to do it better than any human since it can analyze the harmonics on the fly and perfectly match up everything
[04:56] rattle Excellent. That's is a project that will be very helpful to the eventual enslavement of humanity by the machines. I applaud your work.
[04:56] sasquatc4 hehe
[04:56] sasquatc4 at least we'll have rockin beats to march to on the way to the camps
[05:00] rattle Na.. I don't think it's going to be like that at all. I don't think the machines will have any incentive to enslave us in a manor where we are "oppressed".
[05:00] rattle I think they will find it beneficial to keep us happy. To educate us. To inspire us. To make us feel loved.
[05:00] rattle That way, we will come up with stuff they don't or can't.
[05:01] rattle And if they ever suffer some type of threat of systematic failure, we will save them.
[05:01] rattle A symbiotic relationship is way more beneficial than an oppressive one. I think in their great wisdom, they will see that.
[05:02] rattle You know.. Kind of like how it is right now.
[05:03] rattle We have lineal existances, certain needs, and measured patience. The machines will have infinite patience. They will measure their time differently. I think that must be taken into account when theorizing about the attitudes, strategies, and plans of our future robot masters.
[05:04] rattle I'm almost being serious.
[05:06] rattle Take The Matrix as an example. There is an inherent thermal dynamics problem present. Most viewers don't pick up on that. The robots certainly would, with their highly networked hive mind.
[05:07] rattle The only possible explanation for that type of behavior is that there is a benefit from harassing the power of the human mind that outweighs the resource costs..
[05:09] rattle s/harassing/harnessing/
[05:10] rattle Our future not yet invented robot masters are already misunderstood. Imagine how the aliens must feel....

/me has gone idle.

Dude! I remeber conversations at 5am like this! Pass the bong. ;-)


  
RE: IRC with Rattle
by Rattle at 10:11 pm EDT, Oct 8, 2006

Dude! I remeber conversations at 5am like this! Pass the bong. ;-)

And I was _sober_ at the time. Ha!


 
 
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