From McSweeney's, featuring Cormac McCarthy, Raymond Carver, Ayn Rand, Jack Kerouac, Jane Austen, and James Joyce.

Here's the start of Cormac:

Overhead, the sun is a wrathful god. It is made to ravage a dying land.

The boy stands in a dry gulch. He tilts his hat to the sting of the wind.

These men are patriots, says The Coach.

I reckon.

Have you seen No Country For Old Men?