Decius wrote:

lonew0lf wrote:
Is there a hot or not for vulnerabilities?

Because this is like the hottest, drunkest girl at the party that I've seen in a long long time. You know the one...

that talks about how mature she is right after her 12 shots of jager and then insists that she's not a slut for making out with those two girls 5 minutes prior. The same one that gives you crabs but doesn't realize she has it for months because "its just a rash from running" but at her heart's inner most core, she knows isn't true as the chubbiness that adds to her bust size and waste line together seem to negate any concept of exercise that didn't involve getting plowed by frat row.

Microsoft, we love you, you dirty dirty whore.

Its a bit hard to get into this one's pants, but the blue screen is probably worth having to hold her hair while she ... no no ... the blue screen is worth dealing with her the next morning when... no no ... you'll get blue ball... nope. I can't do it. After 10+ hours I do not have the whit to maintain your analogy, sir. I fail.

Let me try...

1) You know you want to touch my stack.
2) Don't let me overflow all in your hair.
3) A DoS won't stop the fact that daddy didn't love you enough.
4) You've had more trojans in you then jenna jameson.
5) Even though your ports are saying no, your services are saying yes.
6) Get some friends together and we will have a man in the middle attack ;) - (yeah, mitm is my new euphamism for 3 way)
7) Your pages are so small and supple. I could rub my exploit between them for hours.
8) You store your passwords as securely as you store you dignity. You know... Because I took both...
9) That non-executable bit won't stop me from spawning children. (NX stack = birth control)
10) Wow, you'll let just anyone in your ports, won't you?

And for the win

11) You service more requests than http.

I can go on all night like this...