They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!

While I've listened to this song several times when it comes up on my playlist, I only just paid attention to the lyrics. If they can bring the Lion King to Broadway, they need to bring this!

PS The guy who sings as Gregory, Howard McGillin, has stared in several Broadway musicals. He holds the record as the longest person cast as the Phantom in The Phantom of the Opera

South Park La Resistance lyrics

And the sun comes over us again
We lament, we pine, and we rescind
And we ask for understanding
But aren't we the stingy ones indeed
When it's asked of us in the end?
We watch the days go by
Compete and then we die
So few ever ask why
But so many just abuse the design

-Bad Religion

] "We Didn't Start the Fire" is an excellent education tool
] for teachers and students! Below are the song's lyrics.
] Click on the links within the lyrics for info on the
] major events of the 20th century!

Neat site with a link to more info about every event/person mentioned in the classic Billy Joel song. Some are fairly obscure

We Didn't Start the Fire

] I travel a lot and one of my favorite destination lead
] through poisoned with radiation, so called Chernobyl
] "dead zone" It is 130kms from my home. Why favourite?
] because one can ride there for hours and not meet any
] single car and not to see any single soul. People left
] and nature is blooming, there are beautiful places,
] woods, lakes. There is no newly built roads, but those
] which left from 80th in fairly good condition

This ~24 year old Russian talks about racing her crotch rocket through the Chernobyl wastelands. She talks about grewing up there, the day the disaster happened (her father is a nuclear scientist, and life in Russia since.

When you ride alone, you ride in Chernobyl

inignoct wrote:
] ] "As long as the warmonger Bush and the Nazi Americans
] ] live, who are worse than Hitler's fascists, world peace
] ] will be impossible to achieve," a North Korean schoolgirl
] ] says to Bartelsman.
] ]
] ] "The Americans enjoy war...it's part of their nature,"
] ] says a boy.
]
] [ So sad. Hate is learned... teaching a child hate is among
] the worst sins one can commit. What a travesty. -k]

I saw this British news crew that got to go into North Korea on PBS a year back (Frontline? maybe). Anyway, they were given 2 "guides" [cough]governmentagents[cough], who showed them around the country and answered their questions. Its was wild how literially brainwashed these people were.

The guides explained some monument that showed "The GreaT Leader repelling the evil imperialist Americans and Japanese tried to conquer NK in WWII." It was so funny to listen to the British try to explain that no, the Germans and Japanese started the war against Europe Russia and the US. The guide simply could not believe it, insisting the US started WWII.

In the rural areas, the guide were preplexed by the British questions about all the famine that has been reported and replied "no, there are no famines here." The British tried to explain, "Yes, the UN is giving you grain, millions are dying from lack of food," and even showed the guide newspapers from several different countries talking about the UN food relief effort. Again the guide looked at him like he said 2+2=5.

Here is an entire country that has been lied to about the events of the world for the past 60+ years. It is extremely sad to think of all the wasted potential.

CBS News | If Anne Frank Only Knew ... | February 27, 2004Â 18:05:26

] The company's long-term plans are more ambitious.
] Worm-killing functionality called "behavior blocking" is
] slated for next year, and will work, Gates promised, by
] spotting anomalous behavior by the operating system or
] applications. Using last year's Blaster worm as an
] example, Gates said the technology would notice that
] Windows' RPC service had begun downloading malicious
] code, and would intervene to prevent it. "The system will
] truly know what actions are allowed by applications and
] operating systems," said Gates.

Instead of trying fancy-pants AI to detect the 1 time out of a million you are downloading malicious code, why don't you fix your security model? You can start by removing the HTML rendering engine from the kernel.

The Register - Microsoft XP SP2 security attempts

] "You let your hair down, and it's that girl's club,
] slumber party feel," said Teri Jaworksi, who works out at
] the S Factor, an all-women studio in Los Angeles.

The Cheetah in Atlanta offers pole dancing lessons. Apparently they are quite popular with a waiting list of over 2 months. While some are what you would expect (brides to be wanting to surpise their husbands, strippers from a lower quality clubs wanting to be better, etc) more and more are just randon ladies wanting some fun.

Pole dancing shows up in health clubs

] careful not to go blind.

oh my god. Thats awesome! Julie looks like she's getting a felony for her birthday

The 10 worst Album Covers. Ever.

] The researcher accidentally pricked herself with a needle
] that contained a weakened form of the Ebola virus last
] week while she was injecting mice with the virus as part
] of a research effort.

[ Oh *man* that sucks! You can't even hyperbolize it, like, "That sucks like ...", because anything you put in there for ... is probably less bullshit than "accidentally giving yourself Ebola." Sure, she may be fine (god willing), but shit man, that's so, so not good. -k]

CNN.com - Researcher isolated after possible Ebola exposure - Feb. 19, 2004

] But suddenly, as of Friday, North Dakota's power-plant
] emissions have been deemed acceptable by the Bush EPA --
] despite the fact that no significant efforts have been
] made to reduce pollution in the state.

[ awesome! worst. president. ever. -k]

We absolutely must remove this man from office in Nov

North Dakota 'reduces' pollution by measuring it differently