]STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
]line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the
]condom ambulance.
]
]From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number
]696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as
]a logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.

]"We need to increase the usage of condoms," said Carl Osvald,
]marketing manager for the Swedish Organization for Sex Education,
]the non-governmental organization behind the initiative. "It is 50
]percent about pregnancy and 50 percent about sexually transmitted
]diseases."

]"We need to change attitudes to condoms," he said. "If we need to
]get out in to the bedrooms to make things better we will do it."

What a novel idea! But it'd never work here....

Romantic Emergency? Call The Condom Ambulance!