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RE: The Drivers Ten Commandments
Topic: Politics and Law 8:15 pm EDT, Jun 19, 2007

Well, ok then. I'm making my own Drivers 10 Commandments. And having such a high opinion of myself, I expect others to follow them...

1) Thou shalt get the fuck out of the way.
2) Thou shalt not stay in the left lane when there is open space in the right lane.
3) Thou shalt always leave enough space on ones' right to get by when making a left at an intersection.
4) Thou shalt not violate the sanctity of others lanes.
5) Thou shalt use turn signals.
6) Thou shalt not start driving like an idiot the second a rain drop or snow flake falls.
7) Thou shalt respect the velocity preferences of others.
8) Thou shalt obey the every-other rule when merging in slow traffic.
9) Thou shalt maintain a reasonable following distance at all times.
10) Thou shalt use high-beams with prudence.

Ok, rattle, you fucked up on a few... so here's my fixes...

1) Thou shalt get the fuck out of MY way.
2) Thou shalt not stay in the left lane when there is open space in the right lane. (amen)
3) Thou shalt always leave enough space on ones' right to get by when making a left at an intersection. (amen)
4) Thou shalt not violate the sanctity of others lanes and always use turn signals.
5) Thou shalt NOT talk or text on your cellphone without a hands free device EVER.
6) Thou shalt not start driving like an idiot the second a rain drop or snow flake falls.
7) Thou shalt respect the velocity preferences of others. (amen)
8) Thou shalt obey the every-other rule when merging in slow traffic. (amen)
9) Thou shalt maintain a reasonable following distance at all times. (amen)
10) Thou shalt use high-beams with prudence. (amen)

RE: The Drivers Ten Commandments



 
 
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