] The cone shaped nostril inserts were designed to allow
] one size to fit all. ....
] In short, it doubles the pleasure, and doubles the fun!
] With The Pussy Snorkel you won't miss a lick!
]
] The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing
] while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or
] even a bowl of green Jell-O.

The PUSSY SNORKEL - SNORKEL FACTS

] For more than 100 years, the little family-owned bakeries
] in Hamtramck have been cranking out paczki (POONCH-key)
] and other traditional Polish treats. Most of the bakeries
] start their paczki production about 48 hours before the
] big kick-off Tuesday morning. Oaza alone will produce
] between 7,000-8,000-dozen paczki before all is said and
] done.

Must. Get. Some.

Hamtramck stores rise to the occasion when Paczki Day rolls around

] A teenage boy posing as a banker duped an Ohio car dealership into delivering
] a $123,000 BMW to him at his high school, police said Thursday.
] The boy was 16 in early January when he ordered the 12-cylinder 2004 BMW
[ 760Li with "black sapphire metallic" paint and a heated steering wheel and seats.
] He told Midwestern Auto Group that his bank would confirm the wire transfer,
] authorities said.
] After completing and returning paperwork that was mailed to his home, the teen
] called the dealership pretending to be a banker confirming the transfer, police
] said.

So I wonder if he got some when took her out on the date? :P

CNN.com - Teen accused of BMW scam - Feb. 12, 2004

] Valencia, Spain - Williams Formula One team unveiled a
] radical new car on Monday which they believe will finally
] smash Ferrari's dominance in 2004.
]
] Team chief Frank Williams admitted they had fallen short
] last season when Michael Schumacher claimed his sixth
] world title but was confident the Williams F1 BMW FW26
] chassis and new BMW P84 engine would give Juan Pablo
] Montoya and Ralf Schumacher the edge when the season
] starts at Melbourne in March.

Williams unveil Ferrari-beater

On May 4th, the Gumball 3000 will rally in Europe.
The event follows a 3000 mile route that begins in romantic Paris
(France), and travels south via Biarritz (France) and the Pyrenees
mountain range to Madrid (Spain) (see David Beckham), en route
to Marbella’s Golden Mile (Spain) before crossing the Mediterranean
Sea into Africa to Marrakech (Morocco). After partying with the
King of Morocco and negotiating the Sahara Desert the route then
returns to Europe heading to Barcelona (Spain) to catch the Formula
One Grand Prix before finishing with a major party in Cannes
back in the South of France. For those of you wishing to party
for another week the famous Cannes film festival begins the following day.

What is in store for the 2004 Gumball 3000

] What happens when digital video recorders give viewers
] control of the TV schedule, the content, and the ads? The
] whole world is watching.

Great article. Too bad the 'old' Wired magazine would've published this in 2000.

The Fast-Forward, On-Demand, Network-Smashing Future of Television

Dane Cook. One funny mofo.

Dane Cook

playmobil hazmat!

Collectobil Catalogue - Playmobil® item 3180

This is a really fabulous bipartisan organization we should all support.

Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)

] Industry veteran Gordon Walton, who ran online games for
] Kesmai, helped to build Ultima Online, and recently
] launched The Sims Online, spoke at length about what's
] it's like to wear those shoes.
]
]
] They're really uncomfortable shoes.

Ten Reasons You Don't Want to Run a Massively Multiplayer Online Game