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"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ" --Gandhi
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt
"A little revolution, now and then, is a good thing." -Thomas Jefferson-
"In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we'll be voting for plants." -Lewis Black-
"When you're born in the world you're given a ticket to the freakshow; when you're born in America you're given a front-row seat. And some of us in the front row have notebooks and pencils." -George Carlin |
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Yahoo! News - Bush Asks Congress for New Immigration Rules |
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6:31 pm EST, Jan 9, 2004 |
] But the AFL-CIO labor federation said Bush's proposals
] would create an "underclass" of foreign workers and
] "exacerbate the decline in job quality and job security
] for all workers." Hmmm... sounds about right to me... Yahoo! News - Bush Asks Congress for New Immigration Rules |
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| Topic: Movies |
6:25 pm EST, Jan 9, 2004 |
Rather funny.. :) Quite funny actually :) Crash Different |
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CNN.com - Terror threat lowered to yellow - Jan. 9, 2004 |
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5:49 pm EST, Jan 9, 2004 |
] Raising the threat level serves as a deterrent and the
] increased security can disrupt potential terrorist
] operations, Ridge said, adding that it could be weeks or
] months before authorities determine whether any attacks
] were actually prevented. I've got a better headline, "Ridge Cries Wolf Again!" CNN.com - Terror threat lowered to yellow - Jan. 9, 2004 |
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| Topic: Games |
9:56 pm EST, Jan 8, 2004 |
For all you Civ 3 players out there, this will be self explanatory... :) ] Iraqi Information minister as modern military advisor Gotta Love Bagdhad Bob! |
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond |
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11:51 pm EST, Jan 7, 2004 |
] Dear Paul Bremer,
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] I feel your pain. I, too, have tried to topple dictators,
] usurp power, and occupy foreign nations while trying to
] steel domestic support for military intervention. Go interesting places!
Meet interesting people!
And kill them! McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond |
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Yahoo! News - AP: U.S. Offers Tips on Cutting OT Costs |
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1:02 pm EST, Jan 6, 2004 |
] Essentially, employees would be working more hours for
] the same pay. Gotta love when the LABOR Department is showing companies how to pay their workers less. Yahoo! News - AP: U.S. Offers Tips on Cutting OT Costs |
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Yahoo! News - Women Needed to Test Orgasm Machine |
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4:10 pm EST, Nov 26, 2003 |
] An American surgeon who has patented a device that
] triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by
] the Food and Drug Administration Finally, a way for women to deal with the "best 90 seconds" of their inept partner's lives. Yahoo! News - Women Needed to Test Orgasm Machine |
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Leaps of Logic That Need a Parachute... |
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6:00 pm EDT, Oct 8, 2003 |
] The mother of a man who killed three co-workers before
] shooting himself in a workplace rampage has asked the
] company to compensate her for her son's death because it
] occurred at work, Huh? Gee, Mrs. Jones, Your son shot himself at work, therefore we should pay death damages to you because HE KILLED HIMSELF. Oh, and he KILLED THE PEOPLE HE WORKED WITH. To borrow something from a recent FCC ruling, she's out of her fucking mind. Leaps of Logic That Need a Parachute... |
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Yahoo! News - School Apologizes for Nazi Display by Band |
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12:10 pm EDT, Oct 1, 2003 |
Way to celebrate WWII guys. Let's wave the swastika on Rosh Hashana. Am I the only one not surprised that this is the state that elected the shrub as governor? Yahoo! News - School Apologizes for Nazi Display by Band |
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