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Current Topic: Humor

Sounds Like Science Fun Factoid
Topic: Humor 8:31 pm EDT, Jul 17, 2002

"One of Britain's most eminent scientists, Sir Roger Penrose is suing the makers of Kleenex quilted toilet tissue. He claims that a ground breaking mathematical pattern which he discovered 20 years ago is being used to decorate toilet paper. "

This is old, but funny

Sounds Like Science Fun Factoid


Fake Harry Potter conjured up in China - JULY 6, 2002
Topic: Humor 3:44 pm EDT, Jul  6, 2002

"The bogus book sees Harry transformed into a fat, hairy dwarf and stripped of his magical powers as he battles an evil dragon"

Fake Harry Potter conjured up in China - JULY 6, 2002


Yahoo! News - Playboy's 'Women of Enron' Debuts in Houston
Topic: Humor 11:22 pm EDT, Jun 27, 2002

"Playboy on Wednesday introduced the stars of its "Women of Enron" issue, current and former employees of the Houston energy trading giant who show their stuff in an issue set to hit newsstands nationally on Friday.

Yahoo! News - Playboy's 'Women of Enron' Debuts in Houston


Yahoo! News - Pimps and Gangs Subtracted From Math Test
Topic: Humor 11:10 pm EDT, Jun 14, 2002

A Canadian teacher has been suspended after shocking a small northern Manitoba school by distributing a math exam that included questions about pimps, prostitutes, machine guns, cocaine trafficking and getting "knocked up."

The math proficiency test included questions such as: "Rufus is a pimp for three girls. If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks per day must each girl turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?"

And then there was the trouble with Hector.

"Hector knocked up three girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of the girls in the gang that Hector knocked up?"

Parents of the 13-year-old and 14-year old students who attend Juniper ( news - web sites) School in Thompson, Manitoba, said they were outraged.

And the province's minister of education, Drew Caldwell, said he was "disturbed."

The exam, which asked students for their name, gang name and home room, was fast becoming the talk of this nickel-mining community of 15,000 people 800 kilometers (500 miles) north of Winnipeg.

Supplied with the exact speed of travel and the number of seconds it takes to load a shot gun, another test question asked students to calculate the distance, Billie, a skateboard thief, would be able to flee before getting "whacked."

Newspaper reports said that board members at the Mystery Lake School District stripped the veteran teacher of her classroom duties at a meeting earlier this week. She was also suspended without pay for three days.

The test appeared to be modeled after an exam called "The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam," found on an Internet joke site.

Yahoo! News - Pimps and Gangs Subtracted From Math Test


Reuters | Using Booze and Breasts to Get Voters
Topic: Humor 10:57 pm EDT, Jun 10, 2002

""This is something completely new. And it's nice," the daily Pravo quoted one eyewitness as saying. The paper did not say which party the man would vote for."

HAHAHA

Reuters | Using Booze and Breasts to Get Voters


Cliff Pickover - ESP Experiment
Topic: Humor 3:09 pm EDT, Jun  4, 2002

This is funny.

[ Hee hee, -Rek ]

[The funny part about this is the people responding. I mean...do they really not know how this is "working"?!? God I hope their responses are jokes....if not, oh how I weep for the future of humanity.:) - Nanochick]

Cliff Pickover - ESP Experiment


Yahoo! News - Rio Irked by Simpsons Portrayal, Seeks Legal Action
Topic: Humor 9:55 pm EDT, Apr  9, 2002

Its a bloody cartoon people...

Yahoo! News - Rio Irked by Simpsons Portrayal, Seeks Legal Action


Laid-Off: A No Nothing Production
Topic: Humor 8:57 pm EST, Mar 19, 2002

Although most people on the list have already seen this site, I decieded to meme it anyway, just for the brilliance of it

Laid-Off: A No Nothing Production


FOXNews.com- UC Berkeley Shuts Racy Sex-Ed Class Down
Topic: Humor 11:55 pm EST, Feb 19, 2002

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....and this is why sex-ed is taught in high school..NOT college......bad idea folks:)

FOXNews.com- UC Berkeley Shuts Racy Sex-Ed Class Down


Color is the key to your Sexual Life
Topic: Humor 5:54 pm EST, Jan 11, 2002

This is just for fun....pick your favorite color, then read about your sex life (or what your sex life will be like when you actually have one *snicker*)

Color is the key to your Sexual Life


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