||If There Is, I Don't Want To Know About It
||10:40 pm EST, Dec 22, 2008
There is such a thing as being considerate, and although it may come as a surprise to you, you should not presume that everyone loves your dog.
Casey is my 4th peke and because their under body is so low to the ground snow clumps form all over his body where the snow attaches to his hair. I put his turtle neck on him more for me so I don't have to freeze my hands breaking up the clumps when we get done with our walk.
I am 25 and it's all very lovely and like a costume. It's beautiful and romantic ... it's not like standing up there in my everyday underwear. It's a theatrical show and everyone is there to have a good time.
Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
If there is, I don't want to know about it.
I think there is such a thing as "kitty grass" but I am not familiar with it.
Many recipes call for softened or room-temperature butter, but there is such a thing as getting your butter too soft.
So what will we do with global warming? I don’t know. I just hope the place warms enough so I don’t have to worry about the cold anymore.
There is such a thing as a happy ending, but I know I couldn't have done it without help.
Are we getting hosed? Maybe. If we’re going to get hosed we’re going to get hosed. At least this time they’re being considerate enough to tell you up front.
I hire really smart people who work themselves to death so I don't have to.
One way or another we have to pay up -- even if it feels like we're getting hosed.
Sitting alone with one’s thoughts is the hardest part of jail.