] Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with
] the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very
] clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed
] to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
] allowed to do. He collected those things into a
] hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site
] hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since
] gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it.

There are some great ones in here..

87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

I live by that rule.. :) [ Its more like 30 seconds. -ed ]

213 things you can't do in the Army