] Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors
] and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer
] behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would
] be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric.
] After years of staying put, her skin had literally become
] one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

I wonder if she bred, if she could have eventually evolved hermit crab type couch humans.

480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch