Sick of your fellow workers constantly screwing up your morning tea or coffee? Suck UK has come up with the solution (and it's not a kick up the arse). A pantone-style mug, which shows all the shades of tea, from Milky to Builders'.

Coffee Tea Or Me: Pantone Mug Helps you Make the Perfect Brew

Trans: I am the Shit Professor. I know everything there is to know about shit!

Poop Museum.

Japanese Poop Museum | babelhut.com

Viennese art group Gelitin knitted this fluffy wonder high on a mountain in Piedmont, Italy; it took them five years to do it. Now, some guys climb its belly to watch the sunset, others prefer to crawl around its knitted guts, spilled to one side... Speaking of unfortunate gutted rabbits, here are a few more, from Patricia Waller:

also:

Dark Roasted Blend: Strange Knits and Yarn Monsters

Bandai has a new alarm clock coming out on November 15 called the Gun O'Clock. It looks like a normal rectangular alarm clock, but it comes with a gun and target. When the alarm stars ringing, you have to get up, grab your gun, and start shooting. Every time you pull the trigger and miss, you'll feel the blowback—if you hit the target, the alarm will stop and you can wake up refreshed and satisfied. You can choose from Normal or Hard mode—the latter requires you to hit the target five times.

I wonder what this does to you psychologically, to have to get up and shoot something right away.

TOKYOMANGO: Alarm clock stops only when you shoot it with a gun

Roadkill is a new designer toy boutique, creating original toy characters.

We make toys with a twist. Toys as dark as the inside of a heifer. And they all have one thing in common. They’ve been run over. We’re calling it Squash-Plush.

Our macabre range of collectibles started with Twitch the Raccoon. But now there’s a new not-so-cuddly toy in town. His name is Grind. Like his buddy Twitch, he’s a teddy that’s been squished flat. His blood and guts are made of squidgy plush material. He comes in a made-to-measure body-bag. He also has an identity tag. And for the first 1000 Grind characters we’re doing limited edition tags. If you like roadkill, then you’ve come to the right place.

Vile has a song about something related

RoadkillToys.com Designer Plush Toys - home

As someone who has dedicated a part of my life to the alleviation of animal suffering in various parts of the world, it is my wish that upon my death, my body be used to further that same goal. It is with this purpose in mind that I make the following directions and designations relating to the disposition of my final remains. I make these directions and designations after thorough consideration and pursuant to my firm belief in the purposes for which they are made.

...

a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;

PETA founder wants to be eaten and worn after her death. If its good enough for her, it should be good enough for animals.

PETA: Ingrid Newkirk s Unique Will

Martian soil appears to contain sufficient nutrients to support life - or, at least, asparagus - Nasa scientists believe.

Is that why Martians are green?

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Martian soil 'could support life'

The international struggles of our world may lead to… (ka-boom) NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!

Nothing lends itself better to a fear-based advertising campaign than your family’s radioactive death. So when the Mort Kridel Advertising Agency was asked to create a radio ad campaign for Survive-All Fallout Shelters, they did their PR-darnedest to scare the Wonder Bread crap out of nuclear families everywhere. Tense horn stabs and canned explosions bracket sales pitches like:

Radioactive fallout, that deadly by-product of a nuclear attack, will kill literally millions of unprotected families in the event of an atomic attack. Is YOUR family protected? Do YOU have a fallout shelter?

Each Civil defense approved, basement-type, Do-It-Yourself fallout shelter includes: A complete fully-stocked first aid kit! Extra strength saran and rayon bunks! A radiation meter and individual dosimeters!

Civil defense approved, FHA approved, no money down, five years to pay!

Economical… but Priceless!

These are ripped from the original LP that would have gone to radio stations from the ad agency. There are 6 long versions and 3 shortened versions, each fairly different. Since it was promotional there was no record cover, but a scan of the record’s label is included.  No year is evident, but since the zip code is two digits, it’s presumably pre-1963, and I would guess late 1950’s.

these are great

Dinosaur Gardens » Survive-All Fallout Shelter Radio Ads

heh

YouTube - Original Motion-Activated Sprinkler vs. Pigeons

"The note basically said they were holding Jesus for ransom."

LOL!

WZZM13 - Hijacked Jesus statue returned to owner