Genetically modified hens can produce drugs in the whites of their eggs, scientists reported today.

The technology "signifies an important advance in the use of farm animals for pharmaceutical production," the scientists said in a statement.

Nice. I can't wait to see illegal egg salesmen in dark alleyways.
this is your brain; this is your drugs

LiveScience.com - Freak Chickens Lay Eggs Loaded with Drugs

Photographs of what reporters claim was Michael Jackson wearing high heels, skinny jeans and a floppy woman’s sun hat were published yesterday. He was out with his 8 year-old daughter, Paris, who was dressed almost identically.

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WASHINGTON — The first time Claudia Mitchell peeled a banana one-handed, she cried. It was several months after she lost her left arm at the shoulder in a motorcycle accident. She used her feet to hold the banana and peeled it with her right hand. She felt like a monkey.

“It was not a good day,” Mitchell, 26, recalled this week. “Although I accomplished the mission, emotionally it was something to be reckoned with.”

Now, Mitchell can peel a banana in a less simian posture. All she has to do is place her prosthetic left arm next to the banana and think about grabbing it. The mechanical hand closes around the fruit and she’s ready to peel.

Times of Oman

This is pretty funny.

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] Controlling objects with thought is becoming a reality.
] An pill-sized brain chip has allowed a quadriplegic man
] to check e-mail and play computer games using his
] thoughts. The device can tap into a hundred neurons at a
] time, and is the most sophisticated such implant tested
] in humans so far

news @ nature.com - Paralysed man sends e-mail by thoughtbreaking science news headlines

One way is to interface it to a silicon chip.

Bacterial Integrated Circuits