] Female Fox coworker details lewd behavior of cable TV
] star
]
]
] OCTOBER 13--Hours after Bill O'Reilly accused her of a
] multimillion dollar shakedown attempt, a female Fox News
] producer fired back at the TV star today, filing a
] lawsuit claiming that he subjected her to repeated
] instances of sexual harassment and spoke often, and
] explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators,
] threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his virginity, and
] sexual fantasies.

Breaking News! Bill O'Reilly is a misogynist.

O'Reilly Hit With Sex Harass Suit - October 13, 2004

] How many Christians realize that when they eat that wafer
] and drink the wine during communion service that they, in
] effect, practice cannibalism by the partaking in the
] eating of human flesh and blood?
]
]
] I certainly did not know that when I underwent communion
] in my religious days. It sounds so innocent and benign;
] "Communion" imparts the concept of sharing thoughts and
] feelings, or so I thought. Oh how the priests fooled me.
] They used other obscure terms too, like "Eucharist" and
] "Sacrament of the Last Supper." At no time did a priest
] or deacon explain to me that I would share in the
] communal eating of the human flesh and blood of Jesus.
]
]
] Cannibal: A person who eats the flesh of human beings.
]
]
] Since Jesus represents an actual human being, and I ate
] him, that made me a cannibal. And if you have ever
] undergone communion, then you too fall into that
] category.
]
]
] The Church tricked me and turned me into a cannibal!

... thank god their still alive, otherwise they'd be zombies.

Christian Cannibals

] So anyway, I happen to have several thousand John Kerry
] for President bumper stickers on hands due to a situation
] out of my control. Since I can't get rid of them fast
] enough and the college Democrats don't want them, I
] didn't know what to do with them! Then one day, Ben Elias
] '05 says he needs a new paint job for his car, either
] he's gonna color it plaid or... Cover it in bumper
] stickers! So, we used about 800 bumper stickers and two
] hours to finish this project. Ach so, the Kerry-mobile is
] born. This war wagon will make its way across the west
] until we get rid of these bumper stickers! Thanks goes to
] Ben, Brad, Jen, Ilana, Mary, Jayson, Kate, and me for
] bringing this creation to life. Here's the pics:

Yeah bored people rule!

The Kerry

Presidential VIAGRA

Bob Dole recomends it.

Need some wood? As seen on the Internets!

] Volunteers and staffers at the campaign office say they
] have no clues as to who might have committed the crime.
] However, they add that the shooting makes them even more
] enthusiastic and energized about working for their
] candidates.
]
]
] "If I have to sleep here (at the campaign office) now,
] that's what I'll do," says volunteer Suzanne Dewar.

...

I guess if you support the NRA you gotta be all the way.

Shots fired at Bush Tenn. headquarters - (United Press International)

] Investigators said Smith and Hinton, who wore a Ninja
] Halloween costume, used swords with blades of 27 and 30
] inches to attack Fowler around 2:30 a.m. while she slept.

Okay so check list is like this:
Ninja costumes...
swords...
old lady to kill...
methamphetamines...
With extra crazy sauce on the side.

WSMV- Nashville Channel 4 News Woman, boyfriend charged with trying to kill grandmother

] Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is
] certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any
] other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all
] been positive."

Fruitier indeed.

Ananova - Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

] Sexual frustration has driven a mild-mannered chimpanzee
] to take up smoking and spitting, according to China's
] Xinhua news agency.

Somebody buy that poor monkey a dildo!

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Frustrated chimp takes up smoking

] MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- Small toys showing an airplane
] flying into the World Trade Center were packed inside
] more than 14,000 bags of candy and sent to small
] groceries around the country before being recalled.

Terror-licous

CNN.com - 9/11 toy found inside candy bags

] Jackie Chan had it done. So have some of your friends. As
] upper eyelid surgery gains converts in the Asian-American
] community, is it a desire to look better or assimilation
] gone mad?

Guess I don't have to be a slanty eyed bitch my whole life.

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