] Sexual frustration has driven a mild-mannered chimpanzee
] to take up smoking and spitting, according to China's
] Xinhua news agency.

Somebody buy that poor monkey a dildo!

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Frustrated chimp takes up smoking

] MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- Small toys showing an airplane
] flying into the World Trade Center were packed inside
] more than 14,000 bags of candy and sent to small
] groceries around the country before being recalled.

Terror-licous

CNN.com - 9/11 toy found inside candy bags

] Jackie Chan had it done. So have some of your friends. As
] upper eyelid surgery gains converts in the Asian-American
] community, is it a desire to look better or assimilation
] gone mad?

Guess I don't have to be a slanty eyed bitch my whole life.

Metroactive News & Issues | Asian Eyes

] Please support global PEACE, and be a part of history as
] people around the world (and YOU) vote to rename
] "The World's Biggest & Busiest Airport"
] (in Atlanta, Georgia U.S.A). Help us to honor great
] PEACE advocates Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr.,
] and former US President- Jimmy Carter (Nobel PEACE Prize
] recipients). We propose that the airport* be called:
]
]
] "GKC" International Airport (to honor Gandhi,
] King, and Carter).

Friend at an anti-Zell rally told me some crazy guy kept shouting out this IRL.

'GKC' International Airport

] "The surprising finding was that pornography is actually
] good for you in many ways," Dr McKee said.
]
]
] "When you look at people who are using it in everyday
] life, over 90 per cent report it has had a very positive
] effect."

NEWS.com.au | A little porn is 'good for you'