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Current Topic: Humor

Two Nursing Assistants Indicted For Abusing Patients At Rehab Center
Topic: Humor 9:37 am EDT, Sep 28, 2005

Frankfort (AP) -- Attorney General Greg Stumbo announced Tuesday the indictment of two nursing assistants for multiple counts of abuse after it was discovered that they allegedly gave elderly and medically fragile patients laxatives as a prank in order to harass staff that worked shifts after them.

If they weren't all that fragile that is funny in a sick, sick way.

Two Nursing Assistants Indicted For Abusing Patients At Rehab Center


The Toque: Wil Wheaton Wins World Series Of Strip Poker
Topic: Humor 11:21 am EDT, Sep 24, 2005

This year's tournament Wheaton dropped a hand (and his shorts) early on in the tournament, but won back a pair of size 36 Levi's a couple of hands later to help him regain his composure and his modesty. He was lucky then that he didn't have to reveal his monster (hand). Wheaton was fairly limp at first (with his betting), but he grew hard (limiting his facial expressions) as the tournament wore on.

At the end of the first day, Wheaton almost lost his shirt (and everything else) going all-in, or more aptly "all off" with a pair of pocket Jacks, but came out on top (and with an extra top) when sexy Christy Meanly from Arlington Texas, got the third jack, but failed to make her full house. Wheaton had jokingly mentioned that she had a nice set, but unfortunately her 3-of-a-kind wasn't enough to beat his flush.

They might just have the onion beat on this one. haha

The Toque: Wil Wheaton Wins World Series Of Strip Poker


Turn Your Hamster into a Fighting Machine
Topic: Humor 9:57 am EDT, Sep 22, 2005

Getting started, you'll need:
- A hampster
- Tape
- A knife

Well, it looks like I rolled a 20, so you bitches can suck it!

Turn Your Hamster into a Fighting Machine


Strippers help tease back New Orleans nightlife - Yahoo! News
Topic: Humor 11:49 pm EDT, Sep 21, 2005

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - In a sign that things may be returning to normal in New Orleans, strip shows are back in the city's famous French Quarter.

Erotic dancers and strippers are entertaining crowds of police, firefighters and military personnel instead of the usual audiences of drunken conventioneers and tourists in Bourbon Street's Deja Vu club, which reopened this week.

It's the first strip joint to resume business, three weeks after Hurricane Katrina struck in the worst natural disaster ever to hit the United States.

This just in.... New Orleans will be fine....

Strippers help tease back New Orleans nightlife - Yahoo! News


Bizarre News: Bizarre News Milk Thief Leaves Notes For Victims
Topic: Humor 1:00 pm EDT, Sep 21, 2005

September 21, 2005, 8:43:24
Bizarre News

Thats bizarre: A dairy fiend is swiping milk off people's doorsteps - and leaving notes saying he hopes they like their cereal dry.

Home-owners in Berkshire have been baffled by their resident milk thief, who signs his handwritten messages 'Yours Sincerely, Your Friendly Milk Thief'.

One victim of the unusual bandit said: "The note just said: 'Do you like dry cereal? Hope so because we've drunk your milk. Yours Sincerely, Your Neighbourhood Milk Thief'."
Dairy Crest, who supply the milk, are not charging customers for stolen pints and police are currently investigating but so far have no leads.

There is no further information to this other than the above. But it is funny. Good prank. lol

Bizarre News: Bizarre News Milk Thief Leaves Notes For Victims


TheRawker.com: Get Ready To RAWK!!!!
Topic: Humor 8:18 pm EDT, Sep  1, 2005

I walked in and was greeted by a pile of about 18 VHS video tapes sitting on the table (apparently it started with 25, but some eager folks had taken a few already). Each one was labeled simply "Rock Singer Audition" on the long side with a piece of masking tape. That's it. Just "Rock Singer Audition". I asked my buddies about them and they began cracking up, telling this harrowing tale about the guy who brought them in and how he kept loudly announcing his intentions of being a rock star. They insisted I take one of his "Audition" tapes and check it out.

Shirtless redneck belting out rock songs acapella.

TheRawker.com: Get Ready To RAWK!!!!


Psychostick - Stabbing your face with awesome dumbness!
Topic: Humor 7:26 pm EDT, Aug 29, 2005

BEER! The MOVIE!

After much popular demand (and explosive mail with ACIDIC SHRAPNEL), I've decided to make the BEER movie more accessible. Please remember that this very song in our our album entitled, "We Couldn't Think of a Title," which you must undoubtedly purchase. Pretty please?

Well I was gonna fix the title of this to BEER! The MOVIE! but when I saw the actual title on the site it was much better. Anyway heard this song on XM48 - Squizz, found their site and saw this flash video. I'm still laughing.

Psychostick - Stabbing your face with awesome dumbness!


The Ad Council - Terrorist Attack
Topic: Humor 4:53 am EDT, Aug 13, 2005

"Mom shouldn't we pick a place we should meet? If you aren't home should we goto the neighbor's house?..."

"There is no reason to not have a plan in case of a terrorist attack."

Quotes from that little piece of cinematic wonder. While at a friend's house tonight I saw this PSA air and just busted out laughing. Are we that scared of terrorists now? Ad Council page where the video is linked off of.

The Ad Council - Terrorist Attack


RE: MilkandCookies - Lucy in the Sky with Shatner
Topic: Humor 9:53 am EDT, Aug 10, 2005

terratogen wrote:

This is the video that should have been made for the song that should never have been recorded.

Personally I like that video. Actually after hearing an interview with Shatner, talking about the album that was on "The Transformed Man", I have come to respect what he was trying with that piece. It never was meant to be played by itself, but as part of a series comparing modern music to literature. Wikipedia has some neat stuff to say about ole Shatner. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner's_musical_career

RE: MilkandCookies - Lucy in the Sky with Shatner


RE: The Michael Lynn Conspiracy
Topic: Humor 11:35 pm EDT, Aug  5, 2005

Catonic wrote:
I have it on good authority that Michael Lynn has shaved his head and joined a cult to avoid the US laws on grounds of religious persecution at the hands of Cisco and ISS.

Gee that sounds very familiar. I wonder where I heard that before.

RE: The Michael Lynn Conspiracy


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