] A man who ended his marriage will become his ex-wife's
] stepfather when he marries her mother.
]
] George Greenhowe, 22, will marry Pat Smith, 44, in
] Arbroath, and his ex-wife Allison has agreed to act as
] bridesmaid.

Just an update from the twisted family department.

Backpage Article Display: Mom took my husband

] THE PRESIDENT: My fellow cowboys: WHO, WHO, WHO LET THE
] DOGS OF WAR OUT?! BOO-YA! RAQ AND ROLL!

Complete Text of President Bush's Orgasmic Rebel Yell Heralding the Launch of Operation Godless Iraqazoid Smackdown - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

Fake Google Iraq^2 web hack.

Google Bomb

] The number for a phone sex operation was mistakenly
] listed as a BellSouth customer service line in most of
] the 50 million residential phone books the company sent
] out in the past year.

Fark's quote:
"BellSouth now offers phone sex. Usually it's BellSouth screwing you and not the other way around"

AP Wire | 03/18/2003 | Phone sex number mistakenly listed as BellSouth service line

] Today there was another rubber band shooting occurrence.
] I want to remind you all that this is not acceptable
] behavior at work.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Some companies have no sense of humor.

] This is just too much! Black police officers plead they
] can't swim because they came over on slave ships. Nor,
] do they want to learn. The article is by David Ovalle,
] writing in the Miami Herald.

thanks for the link sdodson

Miami Black Police Officers Can't Learn to Swim' by the ChronWatch Founder, Jim Sparkman

] Paradox So, guys, I have some news.
]
] Paradox I know I usually don't talk much about stuff
] unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think
] you should know.
]
] Paradox I just got an E-mail about an interesting
] proposition.
]
] * volsung_ perks up.
]
] Paradox Apparently, there are lesbians that want my
] 'hard cock.'
]
] * volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
]
] volsung_ :)
]
] Paradox They want it 'now,' apparently, so the
] timetable is somewhat limited.
]
] volsung_ Are you going to just take their offer as
] presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
]
] Paradox I'm not sure.
]
] volsung_ I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand.
] An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
]
] Paradox Last time I got an offer like this, there were
] some catches.

Just couldn't resist

Top 50-100 IRC quotes

Just when I think that they've thought of it all on Ebay, here comes yet another strange auction. The instant girlfriend kit!

HAHAHAHA

eBay item 2916669204 (Ends Mar-16-03 17:33:47 PST ) - Instant Girlfriend Kit!

] PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old
] leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away
] after a four year battle with the illness, said they were
] sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow
] job from Cameron Diaz.

] Australia's satirical newspaper. This is just a small sample of the print edition.

The Chaser News

] Welcome to DirtyAnimals!!

] Welcome to where the animals run free and so hang
] the genitals. You will find some of the cutest plush
] toys here, and they all have big ] parts.

HAHAHAHA

These dolls are about 8 inches tall with the puppet versions running slightly larger.

Dirty Animals - the Animals with Dicks