A delivery truck lost a pallet of paint outside a shop on Friday morning after a lifting belt broke, and 440 liters (116 gallons) of white paint ran into the Oslo river.

Looks kinda like milk.

Norwegian news in English, Aker river runs white

Frankfort (AP) -- Attorney General Greg Stumbo announced Tuesday the indictment of two nursing assistants for multiple counts of abuse after it was discovered that they allegedly gave elderly and medically fragile patients laxatives as a prank in order to harass staff that worked shifts after them.

If they weren't all that fragile that is funny in a sick, sick way.

Two Nursing Assistants Indicted For Abusing Patients At Rehab Center

This year's tournament Wheaton dropped a hand (and his shorts) early on in the tournament, but won back a pair of size 36 Levi's a couple of hands later to help him regain his composure and his modesty. He was lucky then that he didn't have to reveal his monster (hand). Wheaton was fairly limp at first (with his betting), but he grew hard (limiting his facial expressions) as the tournament wore on.

At the end of the first day, Wheaton almost lost his shirt (and everything else) going all-in, or more aptly "all off" with a pair of pocket Jacks, but came out on top (and with an extra top) when sexy Christy Meanly from Arlington Texas, got the third jack, but failed to make her full house. Wheaton had jokingly mentioned that she had a nice set, but unfortunately her 3-of-a-kind wasn't enough to beat his flush.

They might just have the onion beat on this one. haha

The Toque: Wil Wheaton Wins World Series Of Strip Poker

Sept. 14, 2005 --�A 12-year-old Knoxville, Tenn., girl was traumatized when she was shown gruesome photographs of the car crash that killed her father during a health class presentation by police to educate youngsters about the dangers of drunken driving, the girl's mother said.

ABC News: Girl Shown Photos of Dead Father in School

The Gravelles have said a psychiatrist recommended they make the children sleep in the cages, Huron County Prosecutor Russell Leffler told the Norwalk Reflector.

See? We don't -JUST- prescribe Prozac!!!

I really can't wait to see how this investigation turns out.

Neighbors: Caged kids seemed normal

Getting started, you'll need:
- A hampster
- Tape
- A knife

Well, it looks like I rolled a 20, so you bitches can suck it!

Turn Your Hamster into a Fighting Machine

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - In a sign that things may be returning to normal in New Orleans, strip shows are back in the city's famous French Quarter.

Erotic dancers and strippers are entertaining crowds of police, firefighters and military personnel instead of the usual audiences of drunken conventioneers and tourists in Bourbon Street's Deja Vu club, which reopened this week.

It's the first strip joint to resume business, three weeks after Hurricane Katrina struck in the worst natural disaster ever to hit the United States.

This just in.... New Orleans will be fine....

Strippers help tease back New Orleans nightlife - Yahoo! News

September 21, 2005, 8:43:24
Bizarre News

Thats bizarre: A dairy fiend is swiping milk off people's doorsteps - and leaving notes saying he hopes they like their cereal dry.

Home-owners in Berkshire have been baffled by their resident milk thief, who signs his handwritten messages 'Yours Sincerely, Your Friendly Milk Thief'.

One victim of the unusual bandit said: "The note just said: 'Do you like dry cereal? Hope so because we've drunk your milk. Yours Sincerely, Your Neighbourhood Milk Thief'."
Dairy Crest, who supply the milk, are not charging customers for stolen pints and police are currently investigating but so far have no leads.

There is no further information to this other than the above. But it is funny. Good prank. lol

Bizarre News: Bizarre News Milk Thief Leaves Notes For Victims

On the heels of a report earlier this week that Atlanta area Katrina victims were using $2,000 debit cards to purchase luxury items like Louis Vuitton handbags, Houston police yesterday discovered the cards, provided by FEMA and the Red Cross, being used at local strip clubs.

The Houston Police Department just formed a task force to investigate the abuse of the cards, which were distributed to thousands of Katrina hurricane victims to provide for necessities, such as food, clothing and toiletries. On the first day, the police found the cards being used to buy beer while ogling exotic dancers.

I just can't get enough about these cards getting abused.

WorldNetDaily: Storm-relief money spent at strip clubs

Witnesses said the man was allegedly driving the vehicle drunk with the child on board.

After the crash, several neighbors held the man and then beat him until police arrived.

The man was transported to the Seminole County Jail.

It is not known if any of the neighbors involved in the beating will be charged.

The child was not injured in the crash.

Neighbors Beat Man After Wild ATV Ride With Child