] Grad School Barbie is anatomically correct to teach kids
] about the exciting changes that come with pursuing a
] higher education. Removable panels on Barbie's head and
] torso allow you to watch as her cerebellum fries to a
] crispy brown, her heart race 150 beats per minute, and
] her stomach lining gradually dissolve into nothing.
] Barbie comes with specially designed eye ducts: just add
] a little water and watch Grad School Barbie burst into
] tears at random intervals. Deluxe Grad School Barbie
] comes with a "Snap" button, bendable arms and legs, and a
] small vibrating motor. Press the button to watch Barbie
] crumple into the fetal position and tremble
] uncontrollably. Fun for the whole family!

This is just damned funny......(/me bursts into tears)
;)
Nano