If you don't already have reason to vote for anyone other than the incumbent, including any household appliance that might suddenly gain sentience and make a bid for the US presidency, this might help you out.
[ This would be more compelling if the items were phrased in a more serious and straightforward manner, and if they included links to stories which support the assertion.
I don't disagree with really any of these, but as it is, it preaches only to the converted... anyone on the fence is more likely to be put off by the tone and lack of supporting evidence.
Now, someone with a few hours, access to google news, and some will power could probably use this list as a jumping off point to create a strong case, supported by articles and quotes, and which makes an actual case.
Ideally, addressing and debunking the more frivolous counter arguments would be nice.
Quick anecdote on the ABB tip... went to Alfredo's to eat some badass Italian food a couple weeks ago, and when I came out there was an "Anyone But Bush '04" bumper sticker under the windshield wiper on my car... -k]