Decius wrote:
] Dude, you're wanted by the FBI for connections to terrorism!
] Muslims aren't the bloodthirsty, barbaric terrorists that the
] news media and the televangelists talk about, you are!*

Oh my.. This is the winning quote:

In the meantime, I had become obsessed with demonic Heavy Metal music, something the rest of my family (as I now realize, rightfully so) was not happy with. My entire life was focused on expanding my music collection. I eschewed personal cleanliness and let my room reach an unbelievable state of disarray. My relationship with my parents became strained, although only intermittently so. I am sorry even as I write this.

Ahem.. :) Hear that America? Heavy Metal music leads to terrorism. Really. This is the proof we have been looking for. This is all because of mistakes during the 80's. Its all true. Great White got exactly what they had coming. Remember, that Walker character was into hip-hop. Clearly American culture is devoid of any morals. Shesh. Its all been downhill since disco.

Where is that fine line between a Metal Head growing a mp3 collection, and a terrorist plotting to destroy America? [u: likely answer: A pre-2001 trip to Afghanistan.] Were the Columbine kids terrorists waiting to happen? Will Metallica soon breakup like KMFDM did in the wake of the shootings? If apprehended with a sizable mp3 collection, will this lead to more RIAA lawsuits? Why are all the non-arab terrorists from California when New Jersey is similarly shaped? The answers to these questions and other's coming soon.. Stay tuned to this same terror channel, same terror time..

RE: FBI searches for Stoner - Metal Head - Islamic Terrorist