] Friday night may be "Bareoke" Night at Tennyson Lodge,
] but don't fret: You can keep your clothes on. The gimmick
] is that the club's dancers serve as near-naked backup
] while intrepid civilians take the stage, resulting in
] something resembling an unrehearsed Las Vegas lounge act.

Combining two of my least favorite crowds and environments. Almost sounds bad enough to check it out.