Alright, admit it. You've sat in meetings where people have said things like this:

"Reengineering our paradigm towards monetizing our customer base will indubitably ramp-up our global synergies and dovetail smoothly with our virtual workspace vertical portal initiatives ... moving forward, that is."

The giddily morbid game that you so loved as a child has been repurposed, reengineered, and mega-re-paradigmed to serve as a loopy learning tool.