The best part is the baby jesus anti-fornication thong.
I'm not sure what the hell to make of that.
Do you suppose they assume that thongs actually cause, gasp, fornication? And if so, do they think putting baby jesus on them is somehow going to stop said fornication.
Is that like selling anti-drunk-driving malt liquor?
Maybe they should introduce a line of anti-fornication nipple clamps, or anti-fornication fuck-me boots, or anti-fornication lubrication??
Boy, these silly christians and their angry sky god. I think his real name is Mammon.
Oh how I pine for the age of good old fashioned unrepentant 19th century atheism.
] Why Hast Thou
] Forsaken Me?
] How would you answer the Baby Jesus?
] Before you do, please consider that the Baby Jesus loves you
] unconditionally! Even if you have sinned, the Baby Jesus will
] still be there for you and will forgive you. The Baby Jesus
] can save you from the pain and suffering of the world and all
] He asks of you is that you return His love. Is that so much to
] ask for Salvation?
] For more information, please visit this site:
] Have You Accepted Christ Yet?
] Also visit our shop for Baby Jesus gifts.
] Creepy baby Jesus head which you can delight and torment while
] he watches your every move.