Did I mention that fat people hate music?

The obvious follow-up question is: does music hate them back? (Boy, that one practically answers itself!)

And with the cycle thus established, the equally obvious follow-up to that one is clearly: which came first?

It's a classic bacon, egg, and cheese question. (I mean, "chicken-egg.") Mmmm, croissan'wiches.

You know, my wooden coasters are way too tiny for my Big Gulp. But these round silver things are working out great!