] People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We
] can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and
] harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will
] run the government again! There will be coffee and
] cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

You can also have your own "Unitarian Jihad" name assigned here:

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/jihad

Signed:

Sister Burning Spear of Reasoned Balance ;)