One of the most interesting movie review sites I have seen. Not for the faint of heart however. The Filthy Critic is aptly named. He's frequently right on though and almost always worth a read assuming you aren't one of the easily offended.

From the Spider-Man review comes one of the (less offensive, but) interesting lines he's given:

"Go stroke your action figure (or diddle your dodecahedron die) until you've ensnared yourself in a gooey spidey web. Then cry yourself to sleep."

I know it's a bit of an inside joke, but "diddle your dodecahedron die" still sends me into fits of laughter.