] Complaint: Failure to incorporate an apostrophe during
] the contraction of "that is", a misdemeanor; improper
] usage of the possessive "your" during the contraction of
] "you are", also a misdemeanor; failing to notice this;
] permanently affixing said errors to both sides of an
] article of clothing; exposing public to said errors by
] wearing said clothing in front of photographers while
] repeatedly seeking attention.

T-shirt: THATS HOT, YOUR NOT