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Astrologer sues NASA for 300M for comet blast
by IconoclasT at 9:31 am EDT, Jul 6, 2005

Claiming NASA messed with the balance of the universe by intentionally smashing a probe into a comet, a Russian astrologer has filed a $300 million lawsuit against the U.S. space agency.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope," Marina Bai told the Russian newspaper, Izvetia.

But the Daily News' own astrologer says no one should worry - all remains right with the universe.

"This is not an animal, this is a rock," said The News' astrologer Susan Miller. "It will not hurt it. It will not hurt us. It will help us."

That's a whole lot of Rubles, 8,652,743,920.61 at current exchange rates.


 
 
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