September 21, 2005, 8:43:24
Bizarre News

Thats bizarre: A dairy fiend is swiping milk off people's doorsteps - and leaving notes saying he hopes they like their cereal dry.

Home-owners in Berkshire have been baffled by their resident milk thief, who signs his handwritten messages 'Yours Sincerely, Your Friendly Milk Thief'.

One victim of the unusual bandit said: "The note just said: 'Do you like dry cereal? Hope so because we've drunk your milk. Yours Sincerely, Your Neighbourhood Milk Thief'."
Dairy Crest, who supply the milk, are not charging customers for stolen pints and police are currently investigating but so far have no leads.

There is no further information to this other than the above. But it is funny. Good prank. lol