If there was a better way to go then it would find me
I can't help it the road just rolls out behind me
Be kind to me or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it I'm an extraordinary machine

This song reminds me of one of Nellie McKay's jazz cabaret tunes, like the lyrics of Won't You Please Be Nice [mp3] and the tune of Respectable [mp3]:

If you would sit
Oh so close to me
That would be nice
Like it's supposed to be
If you don't I'll slit your throat
So won't you please be nice