An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

Normally, I couldn't care less about movie casting or Paris Hilton.. And even though I went to Catholic school for 6 years, I'm not religious. But, no. No fucking way. There is no way Paris Hilton should be cast as Mother Teresa. First, the NunBun is stolen, now this. sigh...