Decius wrote:
The TSA must figure they'll need more searchers in the future, so they're starting the kids off thinking about it now.

Kids! Does your mommy or daddy talk to strange bearded men? Do they forgot to take you to church or say bad things about our great president? As new, super junior TSA members, you should Report Them! This makes the country safe while making you a Real American(tm).

RE: Saffo: Junior TSA Screener