Given his sunny assessment (loved that his response to the Iraqi prime minister visiting Iran was a chipper, "It's a neighbor."), if the VP had had more time he might have added that completing the mission in Iraq would include purple unicorns taking sips from the Euphrates, and Sunnis and Shiites flying hand-in-hand down the streets of Baghdad on magic carpets on their way to that happiest place on earth, Disney Fallujah.

Disney Fallujah. Hmm. Now there's one themepark I won't be visiting any time soon! Our ambulance rep did his second tour there, and he's about to get called back to do yet another tour apparently. I bet he's hoping he can avoid Disney Fallujah as well!

~Heathyr