Prosecutors dropped all charges Wednesday against a man who claimed an airport security guard misheard him as saying he had a bomb when he told her he was carrying a sexual device in his backpack.

Terrorism takes on penis enlargers! This should be a lesson to all of us: pack your pumps or don't carry them when traveling with your mother. This could have been better if it were a vibrator that got knocked on. "Joey darling, why is your bag making that odd humming sound?"

~Heathyr, hopes her mother never looks in her bedside drawer