Which (with great linear narration) brings us to right now. And as I dip my plaid-cut crystal tumbler back n' forth to the terrible, terrible music of Phillip Glass, I'm reminded not only of how much I dislike minimalist three-tonal medleys, but that I love whiskey - A four-inch ankle boots on Michelle Trachtenberg kind of love. Ah, the warm embrace of Whiskey! Tis the will o' the wisp of my heart! It is the best friend a man with hundreds and hundreds of friends could have.

Excellent quote (and Oh, how true)... I'll drink to that!