Acidus wrote:
Forget fireworks. Forget singing the national anthem. I spent the 4th of July watching Chuck Norris films.
Yes...that was awesome....Chuck Norris is my hero. And in honor of that, here are "Chucks Favorites" from www.chucknorrisfacts.com. I especially like the second and third. # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. # Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. # Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost # Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. # Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. | 
