TDP2012 wrote:
] You've see the Nissan Altima commercial where jungle
] brothers Ming + FS record the sound of doors slamming and
] windows going up and down, then run the sounds through
] ProTools to make a techno song. And you've heard Matmos' A
] Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure, which was created entirely
] from the sounds of plastic surgery. Well, electronic funk
] maestro and pal to the Tigerbeat6 krew Venetian Snares
] (aka Aaron Funk) has decided to sex this G-Rated premise up--
] he's recorded the sounds of he and his incredibly open-minded
] girlfriend (Rachael Kozak, aka Hecate) doing the horizontal
] trip-bop, and plans to assemble the sounds into a full-length
] album.
]
] ...
]
] Says Funk in the January 2003 issue of Playboy: "It's weird to
] deconstruct the sounds of sex. It makes you conscious of a lot
] of stuff you'd normally ignore. I remember thinking shit like,
] 'Oh, that slap will make a good snare drum.'" If nothing else,
] concentrating on the tonal qualities of an ass-slap
] should be an interesting new way for our male readership to
] forestall orgasm. Just don't forget about her needs, guys.
] While a full tracklist has yet to be released, it's probably
] more fun to make up song titles yourself. Here's hoping Hecate
] doesn't dump Venetian Snakes, prompting a masturbatory solo
] album.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

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