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A Test -- okay, an email gag, but it makes me giggle
by janelane at 3:29 pm EDT, Aug 1, 2008

Subject: A test
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This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
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Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult.
But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer.
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Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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