Dan Kaminsky was in Atlanta yesterday. We and some of the usual suspects met for food and drinks at the Vortex in midtown. Some odd/funny things were said, and To keep track, I kept SMSing myself so I could preserve these for posterity.

Chris: I'm going to create Nemisis-oasis. Its the inverse of Match.com and Facebook. You type in what you like and it finds someone that you would absolutely hate.
Dan: Its like a Fuck You Cupid!

Tom: (handing me a girlie drink) Here Billy, this will make hair grow on your vagina.

(I have no context for this next quote. I have no idea why Tom said this)
Tom: I can only get off if the sheep is from Luxembourg
Billy: I'm totally putting this on Memestreams... how do you spell Luxembourg?

Tom: (About a computer scientist at a recent conference) They're proof that every now and then Appalachia produces something good. So its: Bucked Toothed Redneck, Bucked Toothed Redneck, Bucked Toothed Redneck, Cryptographer, Bucked Toothed Redneck...

You know you've been out drinking with Billy when you wake up with a receipt in your pocket that says:

23 WASHINGTON APPLE, 1 UP, 1 UP,
1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP,
1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP,
1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP,
1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP, 1 UP,
1 UP