People who advertise private alphas piss me off. Why the hell are you issuing announcements of a private goddamn alpha? Its *private* and an *alpha*! Worst is when someone announces that a private alpha will soon begin!

Why are you announcing anything? You don't have anything yet! You have an idea. Announcing to the world "I have an idea and I'm going to privately ask some people to look at my idea" is not something that needs to be announced. You don't even know if the idea is going to work or not. That's why its a damn alpha!

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John Resig, I'm going to punch you in the face.