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By Matt - 10/04/'02
I don't know what it is. I don't know what it's for. I don't know why it's pink. The Mysterious Pink Box has entered my life, changing it forever. I found this substantial plastic entity laying on a shelf, all alone, in one of our local closeout stores. It sat there, by itself, waiting for the right person to come along. It sat there, by itself, pondering it's master plan. It rested comfortably in aisle six of Mace's Closeout Outlet, confident in it's abilities, as the rest of the world went about it's business, unknowing. What is the Mysterious Pink Box? What will it mean for mankind? What will it mean for me?

I still don't know.