Decius wrote:
] Just when I think that they've thought of it all on Ebay, here
] comes yet another strange auction. The instant girlfriend
] kit!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2917617532&category=1469

No, after you follow that link you will have seen it all. Its linked on the bottom of the page too..

RE: eBay item 2916669204 (Ends Mar-16-03 17:33:47 PST ) - Instant Girlfriend Kit!