] A caffeine and alcohol cocktail similar to an Irish coffee could
] prevent severe brain damage in stroke victims, new research has
] revealed.

] The experimental drug, called caffeinol, has the potency of two
] cups of strong coffee and a small shot of alcohol. When injected
] into rats within three hours of an artificially stimulated stroke,
] brain damage was cut by up to 80 per cent.

Here's for DeStimulation!