(SCO) w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
(novell) /msg atnt haha. idiot.
(novell) whoops. was that out loud?
(atnt) rotfl
(ibm) lol
(SCO) why r u laffin at me?
(novell) dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
(SCO) wtf?
(SCO) hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
(red_hat) haha, your linux sucks.
(novell) lol
(atnt) lol
(ibm) lol
(SCO) no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
(ibm) your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
(SuSE) Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.
(SCO) can we do linux with you?
(SuSE) Ich bin nicht sicher...
(ibm) *cough*
(SuSE) Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
(turbolinux) can we play?
(conectiva) we're bored... we'll go too.
(ibm) sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
(ibm) redhat: you should join!
(SuSE[UL]) Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
(red_hat) haha. no.
(red_hat) lamers.
(ibm) what about you debian?
(debian) we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
(caldera[UL]) no one wants my linux!
(turbolinux[UL]) i got owned.
(caldera[UL]) u all tricked me. linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
(SCO) i'm going back to unix.
(SGI) yeah! want to do unix with me?
(SCO) haha. no. lamer.
(novell) lol
(ibm) snap!
(SGI) :~(
(SCO) hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
(ibm) wtf?
(SCO) yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
(red_hat) lol
(SuSE[UL]) heraus laut lachen
(ibm) lol
(SCO) shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
(ibm) go ahead. baby.
(SCO) andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
(ibm) oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
(novell) actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
(SCO) wtf? we bought it from u.
(novell) whoops. our bad.
(SCO) i own u. haha
(SCO) ibm: give me all your AIX now!
(ibm) whatever. lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)