] ''Although Uday and Qusay are criminals, displaying their
] corpses like this is disgusting and repulsive. America
] claims it is civilised but is behaving like a thug,''
] Saudi civil servant Saad Brikan, 42, told Reuters in
] Riyadh.
] Another civil servant Hasan Hammoud, 35, said:
] ''America always spoils its own image by doing something
] like this. What is the advantage of showing these bodies?
] Didn't they think about the humanitarian aspect? About
] their mother and the rest of their family when they see
] these images?''

sigh.. Taking this seriously is going to make me angry, for reasons that should be obvious. I choose another route.

Can we get them stuffed? Put on display at one of the buildings on the Mall is DC? Keep the admission cheap, like under $5. A show maybe. Have some sword/fire swallowers or something.. The Smithsonian needs something like this, it being 2003 and all.. Clearly, the bar for surreal shit can be pushed a little higher, press conferences with putty'd and makeup'd bodies in Iraq being the norm these days.

Let some of the Hollywood people get their hands on the bodies before they rot.. Make sure to get good 3d models done. At some point or another, they are going to need some rockin' shows for Iraq's TV networks.. "Saddam and Sons" could be a hit.

Remember, if we want to rebuild Iraq and be on good terms with the people, we need to give them what they want.. If you have been paying attention, that's Demoraracy, Whiskey, and Sexy. We took this golden opportunity to win some mindshare with the Iraqi people, and completely botched it. You read what Salam Pax said, he wants a street party! You don't just apply some makeup and show the bodies, damnit. This is America here doing the liberating, and we are capable of so much _more_. There needed to be lights, laser beams, and animatronic dancing Qusay/Uday taxomy wonders dressed in red, white, and blue.. All with some kinda "Don't Mess with Texas" theme woven in. Something with a very festive feel.

I continue to be disappointed with this administration. In order to ridiclue them anymore, I'm forced to shove my tongue so far into my cheek, it comes out of my ass.. I don't like the taste. Therefore, I am voting for "Not Bush" in the next election.. Does anyone know who that is yet?